esexist: guys im literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster then me
bitchouttahell: shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
armisael: i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
me: [wakes up]
me: oh my god i have the day off i can do anything i can go for a walk i can read i can write i can go anywhere i want and do anything i want!!
me: [goes back to sleep]
jesuschristvevo: i want to blow up my school but i dont want to get in trouble u feel me
sassydetective: we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
fake-mermaid: u know what annoys me, that one day there will be a whole new generation of people on tumblr and that is not okay i like this generation of people no one will ever be as cool as us
nope: why is everyone hotter than me i hate this site
whiske: i hate shaving my legs but I love having shaved legs u feel me only if ur legs are shaved
mom: wake up
me: *maybe if I pretend i'm dead she'll go away*
phriend: Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
goodluck-beccasdq: lindseyintheskywithdiamonds: thats-blaine: The Hunger Games: Dedicates half a chapter to legs shaving, kills Finnick in half a sentence. Isn’t that how life is, though? We can waste countless minutes stressing and focusing our attention on meaningless things while in an infinitesimal fraction of that time a life can be taken. Whoa girl. Too deep for me.
cas-hellodean: overachievious: louuistomlinson: allexsheathes: every single fandom explained in one gif #what the fuck is this supposed to be #a million sam winchesters #a million sam winchesters i will throw you into that whole
thefruitythebooty: catbountry: lindsaychrist: i wont let this video die It never will. Unlike that fuckin’ kid. wh tat theh hell???
devourer-of-gods: shade-shypervert: askstrikertheskeletonhunter: What if the real world could lag Stop that. That’s terrifying.
aiclan: bbcsports: smilingemoticon: mikisayaka: its called the xbox 360 because you turn 360 degrees and then walk away ding dong u are wrong if you turned 360 degrees you would literally be facing in the same direction as you started and not walking away from it okay sorry
shatteredhorns: scootabooty: scootabooty: scootabooty: scootabooty: scootabooty: scootabooty: scootabooty: Tom Hanks masturbates Tom Wanks Tom Hank punishes his kids Tom Spanks Tom Hanks says grace at dinner Tom Thanks Tom Hanks needs to deposit money Tom Banks Tom Hanks plays Tug-o-War Tom Yanks Tom Hanks can’t remember Tom Blanks Tom Hanks stabs a...
theanti90smovement: there is no reason for one person to have a billion dollars